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| Drie |
 Apr 27 2005, 09:38 PM
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It's a Small World After All
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There once was a girl called Daisy
Who was always thought to be lazy
She proved them all wrong
When she worked hard and long
'Till old memories of her were all hazy
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Proud Member of the Red TrioMy sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sisterPictures of YouBunnies! Everywhere!
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| Jerry |
Apr 27 2005, 11:27 PM
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Aerials
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| QUOTE (Drie @ Apr 27 2005, 05:38 PM) | There once was a girl called Daisy
Who was always thought to be lazy
She proved them all wrong
When she worked hard and long
'Till old memories of her were all hazy |
There once was a solid brick wall
through which nothing could pass through or fall
One day it collapsed
(For its time has elapsed)
and ceased to hold up the wondrous mall
Yes, not much sense, but that's what I came up with. 
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire  Rabbits Have Rights!
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| Cristin |
Apr 28 2005, 04:39 AM
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You talkin' to me?
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"Oh, when will I go back to sleep?"
muttered a grumpy old sheep,
as he lay unaware
in a lion's dark lair
of the creature not making a peep.
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I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do.
"I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas."
-Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy-
"There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it."
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| Billywig2 |
Apr 28 2005, 08:45 AM
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Psyco Sockologist
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There once was a girl from freestone
Who wanted a brand new cell phone
Said her dad, "Not a chance!"
As he ironed his pants
And ate a small ice-cream cone
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If I ever found a pot of gold,
I'd buy bottles untold of the nectar of the vines,
'cos I'm gonna die with a twinkle in my eye,
'coz I sung songs, spun stories, loved, laughed and drank wine.
Tomorrow is another day,
The cats are out to play, to play!
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| Drie |
Apr 28 2005, 06:01 PM
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It's a Small World After All
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Dreaming is very relaxing
After work that is found very taxing
Don't ask me why
That a snore and a sigh
Is all this poor worker is asking
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Proud Member of the Red TrioMy sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sisterPictures of YouBunnies! Everywhere!
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| Jerry |
Apr 28 2005, 11:59 PM
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Going on the theme of work... There's a couple of dangling participles in the second line, but otherwise I think it's okay. There once was a hardworking sheep who never the floor would it sweep Said the mop to the pail "That one's going to jail" And indeed, all he does now is weep. A bit weird...
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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| QuickHare |
May 14 2005, 07:44 PM
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It's a Small World After All
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There once lived a cute little dove,
Who had escaped from a place called Above.
It saw Vic Reeves,
And started to flee,
Then saw a pigeon and then feel in love.
(Anyone see the connection between doves, and Vic Reeves?)
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"To err is human. To completely screw up requires a computer."
"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." [Lao-tzu]
"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
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| Drie |
May 24 2005, 04:44 PM
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It's a Small World After All
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To gaze at the sky in wonder
As a storm creates rage and thunder
May bring you a chill
Or a wonderful thrill
While tearing the sky all asunder
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Proud Member of the Red TrioMy sun shall rise in the east
So shall my heart be at peace"I think happiness is finding a couple extra fries at the bottom of the bag." - Pig, Pearls Before Swine
Just once, I want to shout, "Bwahahhahahaha!" and really mean it.
"I couldn't decide if I wanted marble fudge, chocolate, rocky road, vanilla or butter pecan...I finally decided to try marble fudge...then I had to choose between a plain cone or a sugar cone...I decided on the sugar cone...so what happened? I went out the door, and dropped the whole thing on the sidewalk! Don't tell me my life isn't a Shakespearean tragedy!" ~ Sally, Charlie Brown's sisterPictures of YouBunnies! Everywhere!
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| Jerry |
Jul 8 2005, 09:40 AM
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Aerials
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There once was a lad from Brooklyn
Who, at midnight, decided to turn in, but,
At dawn, birds were chirping
His sleep they were usurping
So he woke and let his day begin
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~ M.C.
Proud Member of the I.S.D. QUOTE “Hey Harry!” said Cedric, strolling up to him. “Did you hear those screams? I almost died!... Is that David Bowie?”
“Never mind that, look!” the American exchange student exclaimed. “I found the Triwizard cup! It’s mine! All mine! I’ll finally get the fame and glory and honor I deserve!”
“Stupefy,” said Harry. The American exchange student dropped to the ground, stunned.
“Woah!” Cedric exclaimed in astonishment. “You can do magic?!”
“Come on, Cedric,” Harry sighed. “We’d better take this together. You know, so Draco Malfoy won’t think I’m selfish. I really want to get with him, you know.”
-- Silver Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Omelette of Desire Rabbits Have Rights!
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