Welcome Guest ( Log In | Register )

IPB

> 50 Funny T-shirts You'd find at WWW, 50 T-shirt sayings Molly wouldn't like!
Robert
post Jun 25 2004, 07:26 AM
Post #1


King of Fluff
*********

Group: Readers
Posts: 3,422
Joined: 13-September 03
From: Myrtle Beach SC
Member No.: 1,914
! Co-ed Naked Quidditch. When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough

2. He's dead, Fred! You get his wand & I'll get his Galleons!

3. He's dead, George! You get his wand & I'll get his Galleons!

4. There is no practical joke that cannot be enhanced by the sutible application of high-explosives!

5. WWW BOMB SQUAD. If you can read this, YOU"D BETTER CATCH UP!

6. Harry Potter for Minister of Magic! Our Last Best Hope for Peace!

7. Hogwarts IS THE University of Michigan!

8. (Picture of Alistor Moody) I still miss the little ferret, but my aim is improving!

9. Those who can, teach Defense. Those who can't, teach Potions.

10. Just say NO to Voldemort! (Voldemort inside red circle/slash) & if that doesn't work, just call 1-800-ROGUE SQUADRON! Evil Empires, Death Stars, and Dark Lords our specialty. Owl today for your free price quote.

11. Wanted! For impersonating a human being! (Picture of Delores Umbridge) 500 Galleon Reward!

12. Have you seen this wizard? (Picture of Lucius Malfoy) 1000 Galleon Reward! Dead or Alive! (Preferably Dead)



________________________________________

Let's Go Generals!

Co-ed Naked Quidditch
When Catching the Golden Snitch isn't Enough IPB Image

Advice to remember: If you can't apologize to someone when you're in the wrong, don't expect them to respect you afterwards.

YOU WASH MY BACK AND.....
an smutty outtake to Imogen's A Pensieve Affair
QUOTE
“Don’t move,” his voice whispered, “Trust me.”

Hope felt a shiver of anticipation run through her body at Matthew’s words.

“I do,” was her only reply as she surrendered control of the seduction to him.


REFLECTIONS : a post PA story
QUOTE
George looked around and said, “We heard noises through the ceiling so we thought we’d come up and see you.”

“Yes,” added Fred, “funny thing is, though, in addition to the loud thumps we could have sworn we heard two different sets of footsteps.”

“Damn,” Hope thought, “we forgot to charm the floor!”


INVICTUS, Book 5 of the Carpe Diem Universe
The untold story of Harry's Sixth Year
User is offlineProfile CardPM
Go to the top of the page
+Quote Post

Posts in this topic
RJOCL12   50 Funny T-shirts You'd find at WWW   Jun 25 2004, 07:26 AM
Drie   (Robert, I like #7!) 13. My brother went to ...   Jun 25 2004, 04:54 PM
RJOCL12   16. Moldymort is a git! 17. (Picture of Her...   Jun 25 2004, 06:02 PM
Drie   21. I'm With Stupid (arrow that magically poi...   Jun 25 2004, 06:10 PM
RJOCL12   22. Imogen McCallum IS Barbara Cartland! 23....   Jun 26 2004, 04:53 AM
QuickHare   27. Want fun? Go to Diagonally. 28. Wanted: A new...   Jun 26 2004, 01:24 PM
RJOCL12   31. "Ehm!" 32. Forget the Milk...   Jun 27 2004, 10:12 AM
Drie   43. "Have you hugged your Muggle lately?...   Jun 28 2004, 06:03 PM
QuickHare   45. "Muggles Rock!"   Jun 28 2004, 06:08 PM
Drie   46. "Is that a wand in your pocket or are yo...   Jun 28 2004, 06:10 PM
RJOCL12   47. When Irish eyes are smiling, then they're...   Jun 29 2004, 12:40 AM
Yoda   Is it worrying that I could read this without be...   Jun 29 2004, 02:32 PM
Drie   49. (Picture of Draco Malfoy) "Public Enemy ...   Jun 29 2004, 06:46 PM
QuickHare   50. (picture of Malfoy) "Angel Delight"   Jun 29 2004, 06:51 PM
RJOCL12   And Now for the 50 Molly doesn't know about...   Jun 29 2004, 07:16 PM
RJOCL12   52. Severus Snape SUPER GENIUS!   Jul 1 2004, 01:54 AM
Drie   53. Follow the yellow brick road. 54. Your vill...   Jul 1 2004, 04:09 PM
sockless   56. I have PMS and a wand. Any questions?   Jul 16 2004, 02:28 AM
Drie   57. Runs With Scissors   Jul 16 2004, 03:57 PM
RJOCL12   58. Gryffindor Pride 59. Slytherin Pride 60. ...   Jul 18 2004, 08:37 AM
Drie   78. Naturally blonde. Please speak slowly. :hid...   Jul 21 2004, 04:29 PM
QuickHare   79. I'm magical, you're not. 80. 100% mug...   Jul 25 2004, 02:18 PM
hershey   81. Invisibility Cloak   Sep 3 2004, 02:22 PM
QuickHare   82. Ever heard of the Emperor's New Clothes?   Sep 3 2004, 06:21 PM
GinevraPotter   83: Have you hugged your basilisk today 84: I Love...   Sep 11 2004, 12:18 AM
RJOCL12   96. House elfs unite! 97. Has anybody seen m...   Sep 11 2004, 08:36 PM
QuickHare   99. Don't marry her, have me. (as a song goes)...   Sep 13 2004, 11:27 AM
RJOCL12   101. I slept with Harry Potter on his birthday...   Oct 5 2004, 07:25 PM

 

Reply to this topic    Start new topic
2 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users)
0 Members:

 

- Lo-Fi Version Time is now: 25th May 2024 - 02:39 AM
Invision Power Board v2.1.6 © 2024  IPS, Inc.
Licensed to: Imogen, skin by Nubknacker