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post Oct 5 2003, 06:34 PM
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Bart and I were having fun with this on IM and thought it was too much of a laugh not to share. Basically you make a sentence by adding bits to the fragment of a word before you to make a full word and then leaving a fragment of your own...


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After her O.W.L.s Hope had managed to persuade her dad to give her a crash course in what he laughingly referred to as “Parseltongue for tourists”. Being in Slytherin, she’d thought it had been the epitome of cool to return to school with such useful snakey phrases as “Can you pass the apple pie, please?” and “Would you be good enough to tell me what time the train to Madrid departs from Platform Two?”
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post Oct 19 2003, 08:47 PM
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Just bringing us upto date at its scary really scary

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Around this time a blue dingo lived alone over by Lake morning in a great mountain whose rhymes with hardy night. However with hospitals ablaze and rests taking place we shall tango across the gilded football pitch and sneak off somewhere secret while attempting to snog a sexy old goateed gent. Why does he always leave me in the vinegar when I press down upon the bride of Frankenstein? Slowly come out from wherever he was in the big watermelon from which can sometimes make a big splash when a firecracker is in a big box also full of moon fragments.

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To the dissonat sounds of belching one must can can the night away with moist cyclists roing around on the canal footpath almost kept covered in whistling windowlene and banana splits dancing about three times faster than thousand island dressing on a rotary dryer manacled to a buffalo. Eroding all chance of wine women and song a waitress feeling all bitter about the horrid trantula she ate fondue-style and then spectacularly threw up right over her limbo-dancing flamingo who li
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Elenarda   Word fragm...   Oct 5 2003, 06:34 PM
bart   redilbe what f   Oct 5 2003, 06:36 PM
Elenarda   ruit will cr   Oct 5 2003, 06:38 PM
bart   uise along at 90 in a s   Oct 5 2003, 06:40 PM
Aibhinn   omewhat ratty old car wh   Oct 5 2003, 06:41 PM
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bart   hed along the m   Oct 5 2003, 06:44 PM
Elenarda   otorway to wa   Oct 5 2003, 06:45 PM
Willow   it at the ai   Oct 5 2003, 06:46 PM
bart   irport, wh   Oct 5 2003, 06:46 PM
Willow   ich is really co   Oct 5 2003, 06:49 PM
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LizWeasley221   ake their bo   Oct 5 2003, 06:54 PM
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bart   ome people w   Oct 5 2003, 06:57 PM
Willow   ho dont li   Oct 5 2003, 07:01 PM
Elenarda   ke le   Oct 5 2003, 07:04 PM
bart   ading people as   Oct 5 2003, 07:05 PM
Elenarda   tray with st   Oct 5 2003, 07:08 PM
bart   rong li   Oct 5 2003, 07:09 PM
Elenarda   ghter fluid. Mo   Oct 5 2003, 07:13 PM
bart   [i]It's incredilbe what fruit will cruise al...   Oct 5 2003, 07:17 PM
Willow   rapping them in a cr :hides   Oct 5 2003, 07:21 PM
bart   uel and f   Oct 5 2003, 07:23 PM
Willow   ilthy dungeon wh   Oct 5 2003, 07:24 PM
nome   ere their worst fears are br   Oct 5 2003, 07:56 PM
bart   ought to b   Oct 5 2003, 08:00 PM
Elenarda   ackstab their te   Oct 5 2003, 08:07 PM
Willow   n fingers wh :hides   Oct 5 2003, 08:12 PM
Elenarda   ilst whistling w   Oct 5 2003, 08:21 PM
Willow   histle down the wind and dan   Oct 5 2003, 08:23 PM
bart   cing with the   Oct 5 2003, 08:50 PM
Willow   giants while si   Oct 5 2003, 08:53 PM
nome   mpering insipidly at th   Oct 5 2003, 09:04 PM
Elenarda   imble-wearing n   Oct 5 2003, 09:06 PM
nome   ymphs making y   Oct 5 2003, 10:28 PM
PlaidPhoenix   odeling sounds o   Oct 5 2003, 10:50 PM
TigerLily8186   r playing their b   Oct 6 2003, 03:03 AM
nome   eautiful new go   Oct 6 2003, 03:10 AM
hershey   ngs adorned with t   Oct 6 2003, 04:04 AM
nome   ipsy imps doing the co   Oct 6 2003, 04:52 AM
PlaidPhoenix   nga line around the z   Oct 6 2003, 05:38 AM
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bart   teresting fa   Oct 6 2003, 09:16 AM
Willow   cts about mo   Oct 6 2003, 02:44 PM
nome   on men who are pl   Oct 6 2003, 02:53 PM
PlaidPhoenix   easantly plump in th   Oct 6 2003, 02:57 PM
Drie   eir rears, or th   Oct 6 2003, 03:37 PM
nome   ose mad hippos on t   Oct 6 2003, 03:50 PM
Willow   he big mo   Oct 6 2003, 04:20 PM
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PlaidPhoenix   e feather covered os   Oct 6 2003, 05:04 PM
Willow   trigde which had its b   Oct 6 2003, 05:24 PM
Elenarda   roken toe in an ar   Oct 6 2003, 05:26 PM
Willow   re-cap: It's incredible what fruit will cruis...   Oct 6 2003, 05:29 PM
bart   uff, c   Oct 6 2003, 06:50 PM
Elenarda   an go on like this is a d   Oct 6 2003, 06:59 PM
PlaidPhoenix   utch chocolate eater's w   Oct 6 2003, 07:11 PM
Elenarda   imple-wearing w   Oct 6 2003, 07:16 PM
Drie   alrus! Is there an --- Wicked Imogen . . . w...   Oct 6 2003, 08:40 PM
bart   other way, t   Oct 6 2003, 09:22 PM
Drie   he rooster crows? S   Oct 6 2003, 09:48 PM
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Willow   o keep go   Oct 7 2003, 03:29 PM
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Willow   aeries of the n   Oct 7 2003, 05:06 PM
Clinton   etherlands, who a   Oct 7 2003, 06:42 PM
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bart   oating downstream in t   Oct 7 2003, 09:02 PM
Drie   arnished spoons. I w   Oct 7 2003, 10:51 PM
PlaidPhoenix   ish I had a c   Oct 7 2003, 11:58 PM
Clinton   andle to hold f   Oct 8 2003, 01:28 AM
hershey   ar in front, s   Oct 8 2003, 01:57 AM
nome   he pulled her t   Oct 8 2003, 04:45 AM
Drie   ights back in p   Oct 8 2003, 03:40 PM
Willow   lace and th   Oct 8 2003, 03:58 PM
Clinton   rew the candle at the b   Oct 8 2003, 04:46 PM
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Drie   is dream. A   Oct 8 2003, 04:53 PM
bart   round this time s   Oct 8 2003, 05:33 PM
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bart   lue dingo li   Oct 8 2003, 06:14 PM
Willow   re-cap (u dont know how long this took me!) I...   Oct 8 2003, 06:23 PM
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Willow   ake mo   Oct 8 2003, 07:20 PM
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Willow   at mountain wh   Oct 8 2003, 07:23 PM
Drie   ose name rhymes w ---------- Ooh, new smilies...   Oct 8 2003, 09:10 PM
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Drie   ace, we shall t   Oct 9 2003, 03:44 PM
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bart   eak off s   Oct 9 2003, 05:03 PM
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