50 Things Sauron Would Never Say

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50 Things Sauron Would Never Say, Another evil overlord

Sergeant Hartman	Sep 19 2004, 01:09 PM Post #1
Ten Pin Bowling Group: Members Posts: 65 Joined: 19-September 04 Member No.: 3,415	We had Voldy now we have the big, the terrible, the one who wears a ring the clashes with his armour, Sauron the Great! 1. Isildur, wanna come for a cup of coffee? Bring my finger with you. 2. You know...maybe I should white-wash my tower 3. Here girl! Get the steak Shelob. That's a good dog. 4. Why oh why did I have to make a golden Ring? It's so ugly. 5. I don't wanna be evil anymore. 6. Attention expendable minions! I am giving each of you a medical and dental insurance plan! And a raise! ________________________________________ I can't hear you!

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Sergeant Hartman	Sep 21 2004, 10:18 PM Post #2
Ten Pin Bowling Group: Members Posts: 65 Joined: 19-September 04 Member No.: 3,415	16. Witchking, you're fired! #2 is the new Nazgul head-honcho. 17. Yo Aragorn, I don't know how your girlfriend's life is tied to the fate of the Ring, but I assure you I had nothing to do with it. I'll send her a get well card and baloons. 18. Oh Morggy (Morgoth), I'm sorry I failed you. 19. Is that you John Wayne? Is this me? 20. Hey Vold, why do we have to have evil sounding names? 21. How are you gentelmen 22. All your Middle-earth are belong to me. 23. I don't know but I been told, Gondorian **** is mighty cold.* ________________________________________ I can't hear you!

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Sergeant Hartman 50 Things Sauron Would Never Say Sep 19 2004, 01:09 PM

Billywig2 7. Y'know, Hobbits are kinda cute... 8. Gold i... Sep 20 2004, 10:08 PM

hershey 11. "Wish I had the ring done in platinum.... Sep 21 2004, 04:00 AM

QuickHare 12. "Well, Saruman, take it back. I told you ... Sep 21 2004, 07:47 PM

Sergeant Hartman 16. Witchking, you're fired! #2 is the new... Sep 21 2004, 10:18 PM

hershey 24. "Come on 'luv, give us a squish.... Sep 23 2004, 02:27 PM

Sergeant Hartman 25. I don't wanna be a flaming eye! 26. M... Oct 5 2004, 12:44 PM

QuickHare 30. Cataracts! Oct 5 2004, 09:34 PM

Sergeant Hartman 31. WHAT! I only get 50? But Voldy got 200... Oct 5 2004, 11:35 PM

Yoda 32. To Boromir: 'There's an arrow in your ... Oct 11 2004, 10:55 PM

Sergeant Hartman 35. S'up Denny (Denethor), I'm gonna attac... Oct 12 2004, 01:04 AM

Sergeant Hartman 36: I need a hug Jan 20 2005, 03:35 AM

Ashie_15 37. Lay a wet one on me, big boy. 38. Do these pan... Feb 20 2005, 06:12 AM

USMCDevilDog 40. Wow nobody can tell I'm evil with a name l... Mar 10 2005, 03:16 PM

USMCDevilDog 41: Does this armour make me look fat? 42: I want... Mar 16 2005, 10:53 PM

Ashie_15 46. Here fluffy, come here boy. Who's a good b... Apr 30 2005, 01:42 AM

Agent Smith 50. Now to post this list in every corner of Mordo... Jun 15 2005, 04:34 AM

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