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Sergeant Hartman
post Sep 19 2004, 01:09 PM
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We had Voldy now we have the big, the terrible, the one who wears a ring the clashes with his armour, Sauron the Great!

1. Isildur, wanna come for a cup of coffee? Bring my finger with you.

2. You know...maybe I should white-wash my tower

3. Here girl! Get the steak Shelob. That's a good dog.

4. Why oh why did I have to make a golden Ring? It's so ugly.

5. I don't wanna be evil anymore.

6. Attention expendable minions! I am giving each of you a medical and dental insurance plan! And a raise!


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post Sep 21 2004, 07:47 PM
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12. "Well, Saruman, take it back. I told you it was the fifth ring from the left, not right."

13. "I'm going to the optician's."

14. "I get lonely on top of this tower."

15. "Maybe I should order you to create a nice field of pansies."


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Sergeant Hartman   50 Things Sauron Would Never Say   Sep 19 2004, 01:09 PM
Billywig2   7. Y'know, Hobbits are kinda cute... 8. Gold i...   Sep 20 2004, 10:08 PM
hershey   11. "Wish I had the ring done in platinum....   Sep 21 2004, 04:00 AM
Sergeant Hartman   16. Witchking, you're fired! #2 is the new...   Sep 21 2004, 10:18 PM
hershey   24. "Come on 'luv, give us a squish....   Sep 23 2004, 02:27 PM
Sergeant Hartman   25. I don't wanna be a flaming eye! 26. M...   Oct 5 2004, 12:44 PM
QuickHare   30. Cataracts!   Oct 5 2004, 09:34 PM
Sergeant Hartman   31. WHAT! I only get 50? But Voldy got 200...   Oct 5 2004, 11:35 PM
Yoda   32. To Boromir: 'There's an arrow in your ...   Oct 11 2004, 10:55 PM
Sergeant Hartman   35. S'up Denny (Denethor), I'm gonna attac...   Oct 12 2004, 01:04 AM
Sergeant Hartman   36: I need a hug   Jan 20 2005, 03:35 AM
Ashie_15   37. Lay a wet one on me, big boy. 38. Do these pan...   Feb 20 2005, 06:12 AM
USMCDevilDog   40. Wow nobody can tell I'm evil with a name l...   Mar 10 2005, 03:16 PM
USMCDevilDog   41: Does this armour make me look fat? 42: I want...   Mar 16 2005, 10:53 PM
Ashie_15   46. Here fluffy, come here boy. Who's a good b...   Apr 30 2005, 01:42 AM
Agent Smith   50. Now to post this list in every corner of Mordo...   Jun 15 2005, 04:34 AM

 

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