WW 31/08/04, Don't fortget now, 15 Minutes only! Options

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[Yoda]

QUOTE ( Me on lack of sleep & in laminator purgatory)

There now follows a brief set of excerpts from actual conversations between the minds of Yoda and Carasek. No, seriously, they have minds. At least, I think I have a mind...not sure about Carasek. But anyway, I ramble, onto the seagull that was not: Yoda: Greetings. Carasek: Hmm, I thought you'd call. Yoda: That's because I just told you on chat that I was going to call you. Carasek: Aha. That explains my new found psychic abilities. Yoda: Anyway, that bird that went off a second ago - what was it on kernowbirdexpert? Carasek: You mean the bird running around in circles on the lawn? Yoda: eh? *looks* oh. Carasek: Not a bird is it Yo-da? It is, in fact, a small dog going 'yap'. Yoda: oh sod off. Yes, the seagull was in fact a   . However, it is not just Yoda that makes mistakes. Observez-vous: Carasek: Yoda, I've broken maths again. Yoda: The same way you broke physics? Carasek: It's worse   You know the maths bit when you get one equals two because you've made a stupid mistake? Yoda: Yep. (A/N: Even a maths degree does not make you infallible in this respect.) Carasek: Well, I've made one equal 637,592. Yoda: Oh. Can I see? Carasek: Sadly not, my professor has confiscated it. Yoda: Why? Carasek: He's worried that I might be right. Thus ends our excerpt madness. And as an additional note, I should mention that to this day it is still possible that Carasek may be right. PS: Not about the maths thing though