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Posted by: Jerry Aug 29 2004, 04:04 AM

Following the ideas of Voldemort and McGonagall

Of course, the one thing she will NEVER say:

1) "Harry potter, I love you."

Have fun.

Posted by: Ignotus Aug 29 2004, 04:43 AM

2) "We've been working like house-elves!" (Stolen frome JKR! )

Posted by: Jerry Aug 29 2004, 04:50 AM

3) "Why is the common room fire out? DOBBY!"

4) "I hate homework."

5) "Arithmancy is so boring."

6) "Harry, will you go to the ball with me?"

Posted by: Ignotus Aug 29 2004, 04:53 AM

7) Snape is a bloody git and if he insults my ickle Ronnikins one more time he bloody d*mn will pay!

Posted by: Jerry Aug 29 2004, 05:59 AM

8) "Oh, Draco, we really shouldn't."

9) "It's amazing what lip-gloss can do to your visage."

Posted by: Ignotus Aug 29 2004, 06:32 AM

10 ) To Professor McGonagoll: Exactly how old are you?

11 ) To Professor Snape: How much greese do you have in your hair? How often do you wash it? Like, never?

Posted by: PhredthePineappleEater Aug 29 2004, 08:20 PM

12) I just love not doing my homework!

13) I'll give up my prefect badge, Professor McGonagal!

14) Professor, if you wore a little more leather...

Posted by: Jerry Aug 29 2004, 08:30 PM

15) "Harry, do you think I'd look good in beige?"

Posted by: PhredthePineappleEater Aug 29 2004, 08:34 PM

16) Professor, can I have my lacy bra back?

Posted by: Ignotus Aug 29 2004, 11:55 PM

17 ) ::kicking Mrs. Norris:: "And next time, it'll be much worse you vile, filthy creature from-" ::gets cut off by Filth, I mean Filtch, and promptly calls him a few words I am sure her parents never taught her::

Posted by: PhredthePineappleEater Aug 30 2004, 10:56 AM

18) Ron, I know you're a great kisser, but you need to have some more emotion...

Posted by: hockeygod Aug 30 2004, 02:51 PM

19) "Professor Snape, if you can't keep your hands to yourself, I'm going to have to punish you."

Posted by: Willow Aug 30 2004, 04:47 PM

20) Hogwarts a History? Never heard of it....

Posted by: Jerry Aug 30 2004, 08:00 PM

21) "Gotta get the house-elves working harder; my bed's not hot enough!"

Posted by: PhredthePineappleEater Aug 30 2004, 08:14 PM

22) Sorry to burst in on your party house-elves, but I think you need to work a little harder! The Gryffindor fire wasn't going in the middle of September!

Posted by: Jerry Aug 30 2004, 10:44 PM

23) "You know, I'm getting quite fond of Dolores nowadays."

24) {walking in the corridor} "Now, to my favorite subject... Divination."

Posted by: hershey Aug 31 2004, 03:11 AM

25. "Has anyone seen my purse?"

Posted by: RJOCL12 Aug 31 2004, 06:31 AM

26. Alright, Ron, hand over the chocolate, and nobody gets hurt!

Posted by: QuickHare Aug 31 2004, 01:39 PM

27. "I've had a great new idea for a TV show - Granger Hill."

28. "I' not going back to Hogwarts. Who needs school, anyway?"

29. "Quick! Hide in the wardrobe! Ron's home!"

30. (nervously) "It's not. It's a catalogue for.... umm.... Ikea."

Posted by: RJOCL12 Aug 31 2004, 07:31 PM

31. "Mum? Have you seen my latest issue of Quidditch Monthly?"

Posted by: Jerry Aug 31 2004, 08:19 PM

32) "For god's sake, Harry, enough about Voldemort already! Fight him alone, will you?"

33) "Not now, Ron. I've got to practice the Wronski Feint with Harry."

Posted by: RJOCL12 Aug 31 2004, 08:37 PM

34. "Ron, do you think i look fat in this bikini?"

35. "So, Ron, why don't you come up to my room for a little "private" study session?"

36. "Alright ladies, who's up for sneaking down to Hogsmeade and going to the new night club? I hear Wood's going to be performing the Full Monty."

Posted by: Jerry Sep 1 2004, 01:34 AM

37) {rummaging frantically in Ron's dresser} "Oh, where are those of his?"

Posted by: RJOCL12 Sep 1 2004, 03:16 AM

38. Why, yes, Ginny, I do think Draco's rather dreamy.

39. Psst, Lavender. Have you heard the lates gossip about..."

Posted by: Drie Sep 1 2004, 03:51 PM

40. "OMG he's by the pool and he's wearing a thong!"

Posted by: QuickHare Sep 1 2004, 07:45 PM

41. "Oh my god, they killed Kenny! You (censored)!"

42. "Let's play a prank and burn down the library!"

43. "Expel me! See if I care!"

44. "Let's see what happens if I mix these volatile chemicals together..."

45. "It's only a lesson. There'll be others."

QUOTE (Jerry @ Sep 1 2004, 02:34 AM)
37) {rummaging frantically in Ron's dresser} "Oh, where are those of his?"

An award goes to Jerry for slipping in the most unlikeliest emoticon into a "x Things xxxx xxxx Would Never Say" thread. Now where's that old thread I created for these awards?
Ah. http://www.elenarda.com/forum/index.php?act=ST&f=6&t=422 it is...

Posted by: Jerry Sep 1 2004, 09:18 PM

46) "GODS, I LOVE QUIDDITCH!!!"

Posted by: pdlegirl Sep 1 2004, 11:07 PM

46. "Fred, George-can you test your newest WWW on me?"

Posted by: Jerry Sep 1 2004, 11:47 PM

48) "It's not like I want to be Head Girl, Professor. Really, I don't."

49) "It's a hard-knock life, for us,.."

Posted by: Yoda Sep 1 2004, 11:54 PM

49. Viktor who?

50. 'There's a Snape in mah boot!' (name the micky taken film!)

51. PARTY!

52. Voldemort's taking over the world? Eh, I'm busy

Posted by: hershey Sep 2 2004, 02:14 AM

53. "Sorry luv, the interior decorators are in."

Posted by: QuickHare Sep 2 2004, 09:12 PM

54. "Oh what's that password? I wish I learnt it!"

55. "A wand isn't just for Christmas..."

Also, welcome to pdlegirl, who has joined very recently. Hope you have fun, and contact anyone on this board if you need help. We're all willing to help.

Posted by: Jerry Sep 2 2004, 11:14 PM

56) "You know, Ron, if you don't go with me, I see myself fit to tell you that Snape asked me out yesterday."

Posted by: hershey Sep 3 2004, 01:58 PM

57) "So what if we break a few rules and get expelled. I could always go to Beaubaxtons."

Posted by: Jerry Sep 3 2004, 07:39 PM

58) "I am seeking to befuddle the population at Elenarda!"

59) "Ahh.. at last, I'm free. It's time to conquer Earth!"

Posted by: RJOCL12 Sep 3 2004, 07:46 PM

60. "Ginny, have you seen where I put my application for Playwizards's 'Witches of Hogwarts' special?"

61. "Twenty points for Slytherin!"

Posted by: Jerry Sep 5 2004, 01:39 AM

62) "He loves me... He loves me not... He loves me. Snape loves me!"

Posted by: QuickHare Sep 5 2004, 02:28 PM

63. "I am a firestarter, a twisted firestarter."

Posted by: RJOCL12 Sep 5 2004, 06:37 PM

64. "Somebody pass me the chocolate, I'm feelinf a bit depressed."

65. "Yes, as a matter of fact, I am a Goddess in Training!"

66. "Oh, I am so disorganized!"

67. "You know, this room would look so lovely painted in Cannon Orange!"

68. "Marry You? Why I woundn't marry you, Ronald Weasley, if you were the last man on Earth!"

69. "I'm sorry Professor McGonagall, but a dragon ate my homework, again."

Posted by: sockless Sep 5 2004, 06:52 PM

70. "You know, I've been thinking and Draco Malfoy really is a lovely boy" (how ever Tom Felton IS )

Posted by: Jerry Sep 5 2004, 08:44 PM

71) Pansy, where did you get that dress from?

Posted by: Elenarda Sep 5 2004, 08:52 PM

72. I'm not knitting for the house elves. I want to get into the Guiness Book of Records.

73. Ron who?

74 (borrowing the idea from 69!) Sorry Professor Snape, but I wrote my homework in invisible ink. And as you can see... well, you can't see it actually!

Posted by: Jerry Sep 5 2004, 10:17 PM

75. "May you get me a drink, Viktor?"

76. "I'm never stepping foot in that library. EVER AGAIN!"

Posted by: sockless Sep 6 2004, 05:55 PM

77. " Gods I could use some Firewhiskey!"

Posted by: Jerry Sep 6 2004, 10:07 PM

78. "Oh, Draco, how really spiffing it is to see you!"

Posted by: RJOCL12 Sep 7 2004, 06:31 AM

79. Let's get Snape a cute puppy! We can call him Mister Snookims!"

80. (Sitting in Potions class with a piece of bubble wrap) "pop" "pop, pop" "pop"

Posted by: sockless Sep 7 2004, 10:13 PM

81. "Why Pansy! That shade of eyeshadow is lovely! Where did you get it?!"

82. *muttering under her breath* " Ohhhhhh, who lives in a pinapple under the sea. . . ."

Posted by: Jerry Sep 7 2004, 10:19 PM

83. {pointing at Malfoy} "Woah, that is one hunky dude!"

84. "Ron's, here your last chance to ask me, because Viktor just did" (borrowed from SilverPhoenix)

Posted by: QuickHare Sep 7 2004, 10:35 PM

85. "I wonder what this wand's made of... Let's find out..."

Posted by: RJOCL12 Sep 8 2004, 12:11 AM

86. Anybody want to hang out at Office Depot?

Posted by: Jerry Sep 8 2004, 02:07 AM

87. "Volemort is merely a sweet, sweet person who simply has had a hard life."

88. "{hissing angrily} "Move, Ron. Harry's my date, not you!"

Posted by: RJOCL12 Sep 8 2004, 08:47 AM

89. "I wonder if I'd look better as a red-head?"

90. "Honestly, Professor McGonagall, I have no idea who put salt in your sugar bowl."

91. "But, Mum, I really want to go to the Hole concert! Courtney Love is my idol!"

92. "Harry, could I copy your homework?"

93. "Why yes, Diviniations is my favorite subject!"

Posted by: hershey Sep 8 2004, 01:44 PM

94. "Needs more cowbell!"

95. "Come on Ron! Shake that groove thing!"

Posted by: Jerry Sep 9 2004, 02:55 AM

96. "Wow, since when did Snape start washing his hair?"

97. "Not now, Draco. Ron's looking, and I think he's getting suspicious."

98. "OMG, where's my TV? I'm missing Power Rangers!"

Posted by: RJOCL12 Sep 9 2004, 07:51 AM

99. "Ron, what do yousay to taking a vacation at Cape d’Adge this summer?"

(For those who don't know it, Cape d'Adge is a nudist vacation spot)

Posted by: QuickHare Sep 9 2004, 12:34 PM

100. "Hundreds of spells have been used for centuries. I have no interest in using a spell that turns a centurian into a centipede."

(Specially done for the 100 mark)

Posted by: Drie Sep 9 2004, 03:36 PM

101. *lights a fire to a collection of books* "Burn, baby, burn!"

Posted by: sabrina Sep 9 2004, 08:21 PM

102. Ooh... my new copy of Playwitch with the Harry Potter centerfold!!!

103. I wanna rock and roll all night, and party every day!

104. *sings* We don't need no education... (from Pink Floyd's "The Wall, Pt. 2)

Posted by: Jerry Sep 10 2004, 01:49 AM

105. {holding two dresses} "Harry, this? Or this?"

106. "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

QUOTE
104. *sings* We don't need no education... (from Pink Floyd's "The Wall, Pt. 2)

LOL! I think I'm gonna adopt this song specifically for this year

Posted by: Drie Sep 10 2004, 04:56 AM

QUOTE (Jerry @ Sep 9 2004, 06:49 PM)

QUOTE
104. *sings* We don't need no education... (from Pink Floyd's "The Wall, Pt. 2)

LOL! I think I'm gonna adopt this song specifically for this year

You do realize that is a double negative, so the song actually says "we need education." Is that what you intended???

107. "Oh, Professor Snape is such a dreamboat!"

Posted by: hershey Sep 10 2004, 05:40 PM

108. "Drie darling I so proud of you for pointing out the double negative in the Pink Floyd song, brilliant my dear, how very clever."

Posted by: Jerry Sep 10 2004, 05:42 PM

109. "Oh, Drie, you know what I mean."

110. " I hate adhereing to the rules of grammar!"

Posted by: hershey Sep 12 2004, 01:45 AM

111. "I just popped my entry to be America's Next Top Model into the post."

Posted by: Jerry Sep 12 2004, 02:04 AM

112. "Ron, would you like to see the cherry-stem trick I can do with my tongue?"

Posted by: QuickHare Sep 12 2004, 06:05 PM

113. "Ron, why do you have to do everything by the book?"

Posted by: Jerry Sep 13 2004, 01:38 AM

114. Oh, don't you just love Classical Music?

Posted by: RJOCL12 Sep 13 2004, 07:07 AM

115. "I think I'll dress Goth today"

Posted by: Drie Sep 13 2004, 03:31 PM

116. "Ron! I specifically told you that it is absolutely necessary to speak in italics as much as possible!!!

117. "Harry, Ron, 'International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day' is on Sunday*. Let's practice now! Aaarrrruuuuggghhh!"

*This is true. International Talk-Like-A-Pirate is this Sunday, September 19. Aaaarrruuuuggghhh!

Posted by: Jerry Sep 14 2004, 01:38 AM

118. "But, Ron, maroon looks so good on you!"

119. "This is so unfair; I'm the one who came up with the D.A; I should be its leader!!"

QUOTE
"Ron! I specifically told you that it is absolutely necessary to speak in italics as much as possible!!!

Drie, I wonder where you got the idea from...

Posted by: hershey Sep 14 2004, 03:25 AM

120. "Ginny, where do you think I should get my 'I Love Ron' tattoo?"

Posted by: Jerry Oct 5 2004, 07:15 PM

121. "Ron, don't you DARE use my toothbrush. It's just so not hygienic!"

122. "Mavviage. Mavviage is what bvings us togevver, today."

Posted by: Yoda Oct 11 2004, 11:04 PM

123. *stares at homework* Where there's a will, there's a way, and I will go this way *runs away from homework*

124. two plus two is four, two plus two is four, two plus two is four, two plus two is four, two plus two is four, two plus two is four, two plus two is four, two plus two is four, ...

Yoda, thanks to Chicken Run and Barney the Dinosaur (on the Simpsons)

Posted by: Jerry Oct 12 2004, 04:23 AM

125. "Oh, how I miss those parodies with Professor Plum."

Posted by: hershey Oct 14 2004, 07:21 PM

126. "Haven't we reached the end yet?"

Posted by: RJOCL12 Oct 14 2004, 08:02 PM

127. "No, Ron. Not tonight, I have a headache"

Posted by: Jerry Oct 15 2004, 02:43 AM

128. "Ron, do I look fat in this dress"?

129. {to Ron} "No Ron, I'm sorry, but you do know how I feel about Harry..."

Posted by: RJOCL12 Oct 15 2004, 06:47 AM

130. "Ron, you drive."

Posted by: hockeygod Oct 15 2004, 11:53 AM

131. "Ginny, don't you dare give me a wedgie!"

Posted by: RJOCL12 Oct 15 2004, 06:30 PM

132. "Lavender? Could I borrow your homework?"

Posted by: GinnyBee Oct 17 2004, 12:49 AM

133. Parvati, could I give you a makeover?

Posted by: Cristin Oct 17 2004, 08:32 AM

134. Where did I put my hair mousse?

Posted by: Sergeant Hartman Oct 20 2004, 02:35 AM

135. Oh no I got an O- on my Transfiguration OWL!

136. BLEEP!

137. You know, I should reall stop nagging. It's bloody annoying.

(I really find Hermione annoying)

Posted by: Drie Oct 20 2004, 03:33 PM

138. "You know, I think I liked the half-cat look on me."

Posted by: QuickHare Oct 20 2004, 07:02 PM

139. "100% on my test? I was aiming for zero specially."

140. "Food fight in the classroom!!!"

Posted by: Jerry Oct 21 2004, 01:49 AM

141. "That's it, I'm going on strike!"

142. "Harry, what did Professor Flitwick say today? I didn't grasp it."

Posted by: hockeygod Oct 21 2004, 12:01 PM

143. "Harry, did you see Professor Snape today? That is one hot hunk of a man!"

Posted by: QuickHare Oct 21 2004, 07:55 PM

144. "No-one would know if we skipped class, Ron..."

145. "No-one would know if we skipped class, Neville; least of all Ron..."

Posted by: hockeygod Oct 22 2004, 12:17 PM

148. "Is that really what my hair looks like?"

Posted by: RJOCL12 Nov 10 2004, 06:26 AM

149. I'm tired. Ron, could I take a nap in your bed?"

Posted by: Jerry Dec 7 2004, 10:05 PM

150. How come everyone forgot about me? I'm like the protagonist's second-in-command! (maybe she would say that... )

Posted by: RJOCL12 Dec 30 2004, 09:04 AM

151. Ginny, would you be my maid of honor at my wedding to Harry?

Posted by: USMCDevilDog Mar 10 2005, 03:19 PM

152. Fred, George, I've come up with a new prank to play on Malfoy

Posted by: RJOCL12 Apr 24 2005, 10:48 PM

153. Draco, I'm sorry.

Posted by: mary-v Mar 18 2006, 11:28 PM

154. "I wonder what this word means..."

Posted by: MeeMaof2 Mar 21 2006, 07:19 AM

[size=3] [font=Impact]Ron!!! Is that your wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?!

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