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Harry and Ginny _ Procrastination Station _ 50 Things Sauron Would Never Say

Posted by: Sergeant Hartman Sep 19 2004, 01:09 PM

We had Voldy now we have the big, the terrible, the one who wears a ring the clashes with his armour, Sauron the Great!

1. Isildur, wanna come for a cup of coffee? Bring my finger with you.

2. You know...maybe I should white-wash my tower

3. Here girl! Get the steak Shelob. That's a good dog.

4. Why oh why did I have to make a golden Ring? It's so ugly.

5. I don't wanna be evil anymore.

6. Attention expendable minions! I am giving each of you a medical and dental insurance plan! And a raise!

Posted by: Billywig2 Sep 20 2004, 10:08 PM

7. Y'know, Hobbits are kinda cute...
8. Gold is so out, I think I'm more of a silver anyway.
9. I wonder what will happen if a morph a cave troll with a bunny rabbit?
10. Maybe I should invite Gandalf over for tea.

Posted by: hershey Sep 21 2004, 04:00 AM

11. "Wish I had the ring done in platinum."

Posted by: QuickHare Sep 21 2004, 07:47 PM

12. "Well, Saruman, take it back. I told you it was the fifth ring from the left, not right."

13. "I'm going to the optician's."

14. "I get lonely on top of this tower."

15. "Maybe I should order you to create a nice field of pansies."

Posted by: Sergeant Hartman Sep 21 2004, 10:18 PM

16. Witchking, you're fired! #2 is the new Nazgul head-honcho.

17. Yo Aragorn, I don't know how your girlfriend's life is tied to the fate of the Ring, but I assure you I had nothing to do with it. I'll send her a get well card and baloons.

18. Oh Morggy (Morgoth), I'm sorry I failed you.

19. Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

20. Hey Vold, why do we have to have evil sounding names?

21. How are you gentelmen

22. All your Middle-earth are belong to me.

23. I don't know but I been told, Gondorian ***** is mighty cold.

Posted by: hershey Sep 23 2004, 02:27 PM

24. "Come on 'luv, give us a squish."

Posted by: Sergeant Hartman Oct 5 2004, 12:44 PM

25. I don't wanna be a flaming eye!

26. Maybe I should get the ressurection that Voldemort got.

27. Ahhh I'm imploding!

28. Peek-a-boo I see you

29. I need clear-eyes

Posted by: QuickHare Oct 5 2004, 09:34 PM

30. Cataracts!

Posted by: Sergeant Hartman Oct 5 2004, 11:35 PM

31. WHAT! I only get 50? But Voldy got 200!

Posted by: Yoda Oct 11 2004, 10:55 PM

32. To Boromir:
'There's an arrow in your butt!'

33. To a plummeting Gollum falling down Mt. Doom's lava tube:
'Chute!'

34. To a miffed Shelob:
'You got to get the interior decorators in here girl, because, [i]damn[/il]

Yoda, thanks to Shrek, Chicken Run & MiB

Posted by: Sergeant Hartman Oct 12 2004, 01:04 AM

35. S'up Denny (Denethor), I'm gonna attack in exactly 5 minutes. And I mean it this time.

Posted by: Sergeant Hartman Jan 20 2005, 03:35 AM

36: I need a hug

Posted by: Ashie_15 Feb 20 2005, 06:12 AM

37. Lay a wet one on me, big boy.
38. Do these pants make my retina look big?
39. You know, I really think I am more of a winter.

Posted by: USMCDevilDog Mar 10 2005, 03:16 PM

40. Wow nobody can tell I'm evil with a name like 'Sauron'

Posted by: USMCDevilDog Mar 16 2005, 10:53 PM

41: Does this armour make me look fat?

42: I want a widdle wat to kick awound

43: *Reads HBP* Mwahahahahaha. I've taken all the copies of HBP hostage until July

44: Oh...that was something I would say

45: Only five to go!

Posted by: Ashie_15 Apr 30 2005, 01:42 AM

46. Here fluffy, come here boy. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Thats right your my good little snick-umms.

47. I SHALL BECOME THE 6Th MEMBOR OF THE FAB FIVE AND MAKE THERE NAME COMPLTELY OBSOLETE!! MWAHAHA!

48. Ohh, wow i used a big word.

49. Mommy, wow, I'm a big boy now.

Posted by: Agent Smith Jun 15 2005, 04:34 AM

50. Now to post this list in every corner of Mordor so my evil meanie army will know what not to think of their boss *plays the moderator* Thread closed.