I got this through e-mail from my brother. I have no idea where he got it from. I nearly fell off my chair reading this. There were a few others, but, ahem, they weren't really suitable, ahem... you get my point
Enjoy.
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In a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily." In a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk." In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: "You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday." On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop: "Ladies may have a fit upstairs." In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: "Drop your trousers here for best results." In a Rhodes tailor shop: "Order your summers suit. Because in big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation." Similarly, from the Soviet Weekly: "There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Arts by 15,000 Soviet Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years." In a Copenhagen airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them in all directions." On the door of a Moscow hotel room: "If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it." In the office of a Roman doctor: "Specialist in women and other diseases." In an Acapulco hotel: "The manager has personally passed all the water served here." In a Tokyo shop: "Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run." Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance: "English well talking." "Here speeching American." Sign in a hotel corridor in Istanbul: "Please to evacuate in hall especially which is accompanied by rude noises." At a Budapest zoo: "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." In a Swiss mountain inn: "Special today -- no ice cream." Detour sign in Kyushi, Japan: "Stop: Drive Sideways." In the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for the ladies from their own skin." In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency: "Take on of our horse-driven city tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages." In a Vienna hotel: "In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter." In a Japanese hotel: "You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." |
Loll, very funny! I'm speaking french and when I start reading, I was wondering if I could do sometimes errors like that, well, I wish not but there were really funny ones.
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